I love funny vampires even more. So, I bring unto thee, straight from Atom.com, the super awesome, Twilight... Five Years Later
Twilight - 5 Years Later
The creator of this awesomeness, Jacob Fleisher, is also responsible for the web series, Intercourse With A Vampire, which you can also see at Atom.com.
I strongly urge you to check it out, it's amazing.
LMAO
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The opening lines of Tall, Dark and Slayer:
ReplyDeleteThe tampon fiasco should have warned me that things were – pardon the expression – headed south.
Not my tampons. No, sir. For twenty years, I’d been more or less loyal to the brand I’d first purchased in a Sunoco ladies room the year I’d turned thirteen.
The tampons in question – Napa Valley No-Fuss, No-Muss, Self-Absorbing Tampons – were distributed by my company, Vamp-Aid, to my ladies - the vamps. Women vampires. Despite what has been touted in popular culture, ninety-nine point nine percent of vampires are women.
It’s a hormone thing.
In the spirit of parodies I'll recommend Nightlight, the parody of Twilight, found in your Border's humor section. :)
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