Twas the week before Christmas and the video was late.
For 'twas Jenny, personally, the entire world did hate.
They scheduled appointments, pageants, and things,
on top of the frenzy Christmas itself brings!
How could she edit, how could she cope,
when of finishing all the gifts she could have no hope?
And on top of that, a recap was due!
That meant she had two jobs... plus two!
One as an author, and one as a blogger!
One as a mom and professional kid schlogger.
(Kid schlogging is a type of a thing moms have to do for their broods,
such as schlogging kids to school and to go shopping for food.)
Besides all of that, she had crafting to do!
That made another job, two plus one, plus two!
So TV producer added too much to her plate,
which means she had to deliver the show... late.
Here's the show, about the end of the world that wasn't, and tune in tomorrow for the first chapter of Fifty Shades Freed.
This just cements my suspicions. You are the lovechild of Dr. Seuss and Tina Fey.
ReplyDeleteGenius plus two, plus two.
well said!
Deletea) we are the leftovers of the zombie apocolypse. However, I'm gonna tell my kids that they slept through it.
ReplyDeleteb) the hype is a form of fear mongering, keep the sheeple in line. "Follow the guy who spews bullshit out his neck, he seems to know what he's talking about!" Herd mentality is encouraged. Easier to control the herd if they have something to fear. Scariest thing to a fear monger is people who freethink and don't buy into the jive.
c) the original Greek word "Apocalypse" means knowledge unleashed or a revelation (not The Revelation), not death and doom and stuff... but then that's what happens when the ignorant takes an idea out of context and runs with it, infecting society with a dipshit potion too many are eager to taste. You have it right: don't taste the Kool-Aid.
I'm pretty sure if the Earth split in half, then the gravitational pull would be thrown off. We'd either be sucked into the sun of flung out into space. So, death. Lots of death.
ReplyDeleteBtw, I love both of your hats, ladies. The rat cage is pretty amazing.
PS: I think there should be a show about Mr. Jenn. We see bits of him every week, I want to know who he is.
If the Earth split in half, it'd be so cataclysmic we'd all be dead... then aggregation would take effect and the Earth would join back together.
DeleteMy daughter has a hat just like D-Rock's except it is pink and fits on her one year old head. Also, good show as always!
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