I am, at this moment, torn between two options. One of them is finish my book that is due in mere days. The other is to spend my morning writing blistering hot m/m fanfic about Kirk Cameron's "Mike Seaver" character and his now-legally married husband, Boner, on their big, gay wedding night.
Unfortunately, I have to choose the book. Besides, we all know that Kirk can't read, anyway. Taking in new information is considered a sin to his kind.
I am so mad at Kirk right now. My 12 year old son looked at me with tears in his eyes after watching Kirk talk and said, "I believe in God and the Bible, but I also believe that people can marry whomever they want....what does that mean?" (like will I go to Hell?) Thinking of all those confused children who may take this to heart!
ReplyDeleteBa ha ha ha ha ha!!! THANK YOU for having the cojones that I lack, and for articulating when I could not see through the "Oh my GOD, are you *kidding* me, Kirk Cameron?" What an ignorant slut. Mike Seaver / Boner ... m/m wedding night. YES. Please. Fun post. Just discovered your blog.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, are you Kirk? TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE.
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